A Month of Limericks
Part 2
Here’s the second batch of limericks. Let me know which ones you like in the comments.
10. A man from Albuquerque Was awfully fond of beef jerky. There was never enough, He even would stuff It inside his Thanksgiving turkey. 11. A man from New Mexico said, “When the sun sets I stand on my head. When I’m perched upside down On top of my crown It looks like it’s rising instead!” 12. A magician once summoned a fiend; In a pentagram quite quarantined. The demon was mad To be easily had, But from taking revenge he was screened! 13. A woman of wealth was quite fond Of the frogs that lived in her pond. She made them a swing, And a jungle-gym thing, So they’d stay there and never abscond. 14. A dog chased a cat up a tree; He barked in ecstatical glee. ‘Til his man gave a shout, And gave him a clout, And the cat was then able to flee. 15. A man from the Rio Grande Valley Kept such an accurate tally Of his bulls and his cows, His boars and his sows, We all thought math right up his alley! 16. A woman from Alamogordo Drove trucks made only by Ford, oh! She thought Jeeps were swell, And GMs as well, But her One-fifty she just adored, oh! 17. Lovecraft wrote fantastic fiction Of such eerie and cosmic depiction Of eldritch nightmares, And uncanny scares, His tales can become an addiction. 18. Vincent Price movies are fun; No film he’s in I’d ever shun. Though some are quite cheesy, And make me uneasy, I still think I’ve watched every one! 19. Frankenstein made him a creature, But would not serve as his teacher. So the thing he made found Naught but hatred around And that hatred became its main feature. 20. A man who drove drunk got a dent On his fender, and was discontent. His friend said, “You’re lucky! It could have been yucky If you’d hit that big wall of cement!”


These are fun, Ernie!
There's a real simple beauty to these - like 11, 17 and 20.
20 is probably my favorite!